Correct Posse Blog

HAIGH!!!

IDEA for "The Most Magical Blog Ever." EVER.

If you would like to see the most magical blog ever, please say so below. The Blog is waiting for a number of positive responses in order to make the unimaginable happen.

Do you wanna see it? Do you wanna experience it? Do you wanna be the first ever?

PLEASE HURRY!!

Sexting: Obscene or obvious? (Political Blog)

Experts are saying that sexting is the new thing among teens. Do tell.

Such an interesting trend to be exposed directly after a live trouser snake show. Extraordinarily perverse indeed.

Hello Kitten! When do we start the killing?

The Blog has commissioned a new game. If you find that the esteemed butler monkey, Dynasty, has come to stay at your home feel honored. And scared. If he stays past three days he comes to life and will begin to make 'fun' happen.

The only way to stop Dynasty is to assign him to a new dirty home.

Instructions for Reassigning Dynasty:

1_When you find him, place him out in the open where he can be watched. This is important, for when he goes on the move again, everyone will know.

2_Secretly plant him in his new residence. This must be a secret because nobody wants to admit that they need a butler. And nobody wants a butler like Dynasty. (He loves to wait in the most curious of places.)

Good Luck! Stay clean! Shower safe!

http://themonkeybutler.blogspot.com/

Pathetic Blog

Here we see our beloved Blog having no new news. Even with the arrival of this news it becomes glaringly obvious that there is no news.