Correct Posse Blog

HAIGH!!!

IDEA for "The Most Magical Blog Ever." EVER.

If you would like to see the most magical blog ever, please say so below. The Blog is waiting for a number of positive responses in order to make the unimaginable happen.

Do you wanna see it? Do you wanna experience it? Do you wanna be the first ever?

PLEASE HURRY!!

Sexting: Obscene or obvious? (Political Blog)

Experts are saying that sexting is the new thing among teens. Do tell.

Such an interesting trend to be exposed directly after a live trouser snake show. Extraordinarily perverse indeed.

Hello Kitten! When do we start the killing?

The Blog has commissioned a new game. If you find that the esteemed butler monkey, Dynasty, has come to stay at your home feel honored. And scared. If he stays past three days he comes to life and will begin to make 'fun' happen.

The only way to stop Dynasty is to assign him to a new dirty home.

Instructions for Reassigning Dynasty:

1_When you find him, place him out in the open where he can be watched. This is important, for when he goes on the move again, everyone will know.

2_Secretly plant him in his new residence. This must be a secret because nobody wants to admit that they need a butler. And nobody wants a butler like Dynasty. (He loves to wait in the most curious of places.)

Good Luck! Stay clean! Shower safe!

http://themonkeybutler.blogspot.com/

Pathetic Blog

Here we see our beloved Blog having no new news. Even with the arrival of this news it becomes glaringly obvious that there is no news.

Continental Air Good Business Blog

In a new time of $2 refreshments of any kind, Continental is giving, that's right, GIVING away a turkey sandwich, chips, drink, m&m's and smiles. I don't care how they managed to roll it into the price. I'm sure the whole thing isn't worth more than 2 bucks anyway. But sure seems like a better business decision than trying to recoup an industry downtrend and gas prices by hiking up on a Sprite to the tune of 500 percent.

The followers will decide. And behind them will be America. And behind them the globe. Congratulations Cobtinental you've just made a global business decision.

IMPORTANT Safety Blog!!

The Blog has not yet covered, in much detail, the order of safety
while following. This issue is paramount and will be at the forefront
of posts throughout the coming year.

We appreciate your patience as we grow.