Sunday, February 8, 2009

Hello Kitten! When do we start the killing?

The Blog has commissioned a new game. If you find that the esteemed butler monkey, Dynasty, has come to stay at your home feel honored. And scared. If he stays past three days he comes to life and will begin to make 'fun' happen.

The only way to stop Dynasty is to assign him to a new dirty home.

Instructions for Reassigning Dynasty:

1_When you find him, place him out in the open where he can be watched. This is important, for when he goes on the move again, everyone will know.

2_Secretly plant him in his new residence. This must be a secret because nobody wants to admit that they need a butler. And nobody wants a butler like Dynasty. (He loves to wait in the most curious of places.)

Good Luck! Stay clean! Shower safe!

http://themonkeybutler.blogspot.com/

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Pathetic Blog

Here we see our beloved Blog having no new news. Even with the arrival of this news it becomes glaringly obvious that there is no news.

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Continental Air Good Business Blog

In a new time of $2 refreshments of any kind, Continental is giving, that's right, GIVING away a turkey sandwich, chips, drink, m&m's and smiles. I don't care how they managed to roll it into the price. I'm sure the whole thing isn't worth more than 2 bucks anyway. But sure seems like a better business decision than trying to recoup an industry downtrend and gas prices by hiking up on a Sprite to the tune of 500 percent.

The followers will decide. And behind them will be America. And behind them the globe. Congratulations Cobtinental you've just made a global business decision.

Monday, December 22, 2008

IMPORTANT Safety Blog!!

The Blog has not yet covered, in much detail, the order of safety
while following. This issue is paramount and will be at the forefront
of posts throughout the coming year.

We appreciate your patience as we grow.

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Oh boy sunrise blog

Well well well...
Many are wondering where this takes place. Only a follower would truly
know. Can you guess? If you guess correct The Blog will make sure you
are upgraded to full fledged follower status.

Leave your guess in the comments. Don't cheat!!!

Friday, December 12, 2008

Model Follower Brown Nose Blog














What amazing representation is this? The pictured follower would like to remain anonymous for he/she was "active" in the halls of another agency. Pssst… wrong logo…teee heee.

What do you think? Post a response in the comments section to be a part of teh blogging!!!

Thursday, December 4, 2008

BLOG Investigation















Thank you all for your hard following.

Just to let you know The Blog is undergoing a full scale investigation to uncover who has been creating comments and then later removing them from the blog entries. It is our stance that this sort of action cannot be tolerated and is entirely unfair to the those followers who are taking time out of their day to share with the others. As you can see every detail is a clue leading to the identity of "Author." A name The Blog believes is a pseudonym used by the accused follower.

Again, your comments are greatly appreciated and please don't let a few Bad Apples spoil the barrel. Your continued following is our greatest accomplishment.

Thanks,

The Blog


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